the-shades-of-grey: forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to...
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
youuidiotkid: you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation